Note:
D = doug e fresh
R = mc ricky d (aka slick rick)
B = both
G = get fresh crew
Intro
Ladies and gentleman...the most exciting stage show you've ever
Witnessed...appearing live...doug e fresh and the get fresh crew.
Verse 1
R: excuse me doug e fresh...
D: yes!
R: have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
D: they never write
R: that's not polite. am i lyin'?
D: no, you're quite right
R: well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear
B: we swear, the best darn rappers of the year
R: so!
D: so!
R: cheerio!
D: yell...
R: scream...
B: bravo! also, if you didn't know this is called the show
Verse 2
R: a-yo, doug
D: what?
R: put ya bally's on
D: yo, rick, i was about to but i need a shoehorn
R: why?
D: because these shoes always hurt my corns
R: six minutes...six minutes...six minutes doug e fresh, you're on
Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on
D: here we go...
G: here we go...
D: come on...
G: come on...
D: a-here we go...
G: here we go...
D: come on...
G: come on...
D: yo! where's will and barr?
R: well i don't know, they're late
Told em them the time...oh, i forgot the date
D: man you did it again, oh no!
G: no, here we go, come on
Here we go, come on
Here we go, did we miss the show?
D: nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't
R: word
D: nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't
R: w-w-w-word
D: no we didn't
R: well don't get us wrong
'scuse me doug e, 'scuse me doug e,
'scuse me doug e fresh, you're on
Uh uh on...
Verse 3
D: well it started up on 8th avenue
When i made up the name called the...
G: get fresh crew!
D: it was me, my two dj's chill will and barry b
And my right hand man ricky d
I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
And for example, here's a telephone ring...
R: hello? is doug e fresh in?
D: no, he's not in right now
D: but anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style i display
Now ya gotta be (fresh)
To rock with (fresh)
And i'm d.o.u.g.i.e (fresh)
And i'm known for the... [fx: doug e style beatbox]
Not for the... [fx: fat boys style beatbox]
The human beatbox or the entertainer
No other title could fit me plainer
In a passing generation i am a remainer
And i'm also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashin' checks, make sound fx
And after i finish rockin' slick rick is on next
R: ya know it
D: slick rick...
R: well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard
Doug, i was goin' downtown
D: word rick?
R: word
D: sure
R: all alone, no-one to be with
Stepped on the d-train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl
D: so?
R: so i sat beside her
Then she went [fx: roar] like she was tony the tiger
I said, oh no, there's been a mistake
Honey, my name's slick rick not frostie flakes
D: oh, golly wally
R: she was raisin' hell
She said, oh my name is maggie but call me michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
Bust a move, we show and prove
A-yo doug, do that record jam on the groove
Outro
D: as you can see, most definitely
We are (fresh)
Chill will (fresh)
Barry b is (fresh)
Ricky d is (fresh)
And i am, the original human beatbox
The entertainer, doug e.... (fresh)