Three hunderd years ago 
thought i might get some sleep 
stretched myself out onna antique bed 
an' my spirit did a midnight creep 
You know i'll never sleep no more 
to me it seem that is just ain't wise 
Didja ever wake up in the mornin' 
with a zomby woof behind your eyes 
I am the zomby woof 
i'm the creature all the ladies been 
talkin' about 
i am the zomby woof 
they all seek for shelter when i come chargin' out 
Here i'm is, the zomby woof 
tellin' you all the zomby troof 
here i'm is... 
reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof 
reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof 
They said aw-reety 
an' they was aw-righty 
an' i was a zomby for you, little lady... 
I got a great big pointed fang 
which is my zomby toof 
my right foot is bigger than my other one is 
like a reg'lar zomby hoof 
if i raid your dormitorium 
don't try to remain aloof... 
i might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid 
an' do it to you on the roof, 
Don't mess with the zomby woof 
i am about as evil as a boogie man can be! 
Tellin' you all the zomby troof 
here i'm is, the zomby woof 
tellin' you all the zomby troof 
here i'm is, the zomby woof