It was only last june when her old man ran away 
she couldn't stop cryin', she knew he was gone to stay 
ten thirty five on a lonely friday night 
she was standin' by the fire, uh, she was lookin' alright
I asked her if she wanted to dance and she said 
all she wanted was a good man who wanted to know if i thought i was qualified
i said, baby, don't waste your time 
i know what's on your mind 
i may be qualified for a one night stand 
but i can never take the place of your man
It hurt me so bad when i saw the tears in her eyes 
she was all he ever wanted and now she wanted to die 
he left her with a baby and another one on the way 
she couldn't stop cryin' she knew he was gone to stay
She asked me if we couldn't be friends and i said 
oh, honey baby, that's okay you know and i know, know, know you wouldn't be satisfied 
I said, baby, don't waste your time 
and i know what's on your mind 
i may be qualified for a one night stand 
but i could never take the place of your man
I may be qualified for a one night stand 
but i could never take the place of your man 
I may be qualified for a one night stand 
but i could never take the place of your man 
La la la oh oh woah 
never take the place of your man 
that's all i need, girl 
is a one night, one night, one night stand 
i don't wanna be like a steak in your mind 
oh, girl, if you need a friend i'm there by your side 
sha la la la, sha la la 
sha la la la, sha la la