Feet up (pat him on the po-po)guy mitchellwritten by bob merrillpeaked at # 14 in 1952chorus feet up, pat him on the po-po let's hear him laugh ha-ha! feet up, pat him on the po-po let's hear him laugh ain't seen a babe like this before he's so good-lookin', gonna have some more feet up, pat him on the po-po let's hear him laughha-ha now i've been known to gamble, take a little drinkthen there's the night i had a fight and landed in the clinkbut now my rootin' tootin' days are donegotta be the man that he thinks i am 'cause i love my sonohchorusha-ha i knew a lotta women when i was on the gothey'd stand in line to drink my wine and help me spend my doughbut my wife rosie ain't that kindgot her to thank for a buck in the bank 'n' this kid of mine<instrumental-first two lines of chorus> (ha-ha-ha!)<instrumental-next two lines of chorus> (ha-ha-ha!) <instrumental-third two lines of chorus sung as (ha, ha, ha-ha-ha, la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la)<instrumental-seventh line of chorus (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha ,ha)i'm gonna do some braggin' up and down the towni'm walkin' into joints anew and passin' news aroundthat me and rosie got a sonthough he's just been born, gonna buy him a horn, a baseball, and drumohchorushe-he's as tiny as a peanut yet i do declaresome day he'll look at me and say "hey, how you doin' down there?"he'll be good-hearted like his mabut i bet he'll be a lady-killer just like his paohchorus<series of (ha, ha, ha's>(let's hear him laugh) hey!