Last night these two bouncers
And one of em´s alright
The other one´s the scary one
His way or no way, totalitarian
He´s got no time for you
Looking or breathing
How he dosen´t want you to
So step out the queue
He makes examples of you
And there´s nowt you can say
Behind they go through to the bit where you pay
And you realize then that it´s finally the time
To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line
And you can swap jumpers and make another move
Instilled in your brain you´ve got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Why can´t they be pleasant?
Why can´t they have a laugh?
He´s got his hand in your chest
He wants to give you a duff
Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off
They want, arms flying everywhere and
Bottles as well it´s just
Something to talk about
A story to tell you
Well I´m so glad they turned us all away we´ll put it down to fate
I thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
This town´s a different town today
This town´s a different town to what it was last night
You couldn´t have done that on a Sunday
That girl´s a different girl today
That girl´s a different girl to her you kissed last night
You couldn´t have done that on a Sunday
Last night what we talked about
It made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended
It don´t make no sense anymore.