Killer Ratings


Got the weapons and the target picked out,
Everything‘s set to go
The escape route‘s clear the cameras are rolling,
It‘s gonna be a real big show.
We‘ll kill for out fifteen minutes,
Gonna be prime time terrorists
Got no dogma or agenda baby,
Everyone‘s on the list
I‘ll show ya something that‘s really cool,
With fertilizer and diesel fuel.
Gonna be on television,
with a prime time dose of terrorism.
We don‘t send no letters out,
To claim responsibility
We send the VHS straight to CNN,
So everyone will see
I‘ll show ya something that‘s really cool,
With fertilizer and diesel fuel.
Gonna be on television,
with a prime time dose of terrorism.
We don‘t kill for politics
But we‘ll massacre for higher ratings
We got some bombing planned for sweeps week,
That should be really entertaining.
The assassination video‘s,
Gone straight to number one
We‘ll be endorsed by Klashnikov,
And Semtex before we‘re done
We got a dozen hostages,
Tied up in the basment
We dress ‘em up in tutus,
And give ‘em enemas for entertainment
if our demands aren‘t met the new tonight,
Will show them being killed
We want thirty-million helicopters,
And a dollar bill
I‘ll show ya something that‘s really cool,
With fertilizer and diesel fuel.
Gonna be on television,
with a prime time dose of terrorism.
We‘ll hijack a plane to Hollywood
To get the recognition that we should.
We‘re telegenic terrorists,
With agents, lawyers, and publicists.